Glitch Into a Parallel Universe 👽✨

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🌀 Parallel Universe Glitch? The Creepy, Cosmic Tale of the Green Children of Woolpit 👽💚

Okay, so hear me out. There’s this story from the 12th freaking century — way before iPhones or iced lattes — where two kids straight-up appeared out of nowhere… and they were GREEN. Like, Hulk but make it medieval.

🧒🌿 The Green Children: Real or Interdimensional Tourists?

Imagine this: It’s the 1100s. You’re just vibing in a sleepy English village called Woolpit (yes, it sounds like a fantasy video game map), when suddenly — two kids appear out of literally nowhere.

And they’re GREEN.

Like, full-on plant-based, not-sunburnt, not-dyed-for-St-Patrick’s-Day green.

Eventually, they learned English and said they came from a place called St Martin’s Land, where:

  • The sun never fully rises 🌘

  • Everyone is green 🫛

  • And it’s always twilight 🕶️

So basically… Stranger Things meets cottagecore.

🧠 Wait… Parallel Universe?

Scientists today call this a case of folklore, but let’s entertain the wild idea. Could this be:

  • A parallel dimension leak?

  • A quantum glitch where realities got shuffled like Spotify playlists?

  • Or were they just sick and severely confused medieval peasants?

🪐 “We’re from St. Martin’s Land…”

According to her, they came from a place with eternal twilight, no full sun, and everyone there… was green. 💚

The kicker? They were herding their dad’s animals when they heard a loud bang (portal?) and suddenly woke up in a strange land — our world.

Umm… that’s giving “quantum accident” or wormhole whoopsie

🤯 Final Thought: Is the Universe Just Vibing in Multiverse Mode?

The Green Children story might just be a myth.
Or a memory.
Or proof that someone took the wrong exit off the reality highway.

Whatever it is — it makes you wonder…

Are we really alone in this version of Earth?
Or is another version of you out there, reading this blog… but green?



📌 Save This for Your Midnight Rabbit Hole Scrolls

(You know you’ll want to reread it when the existential dread hits.)

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