No Table Manners — No Chill
๐ณ️ Black Holes Have No Chill — And They’re Out Here Devouring Everything
Ok be honest , Do you also believe black holes are most dramatic ones .
LIKE: If the universe had a reality show, the black hole would:
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Show up uninvited
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Consume the set
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Say nothing
A black hole is what happens when the universe says:
“You know what? Let’s squish all this matter into a space so small, not even light can escape.”
๐ง Silent vibes ?
Despite all this chaos, black holes make no sound.
They devour entire suns in total silence.
Not even a “nom nom.”
Just… physics doing unspeakable things in total quiet.
It's giving:
“Murder, but make it classy.”
๐ซ Existential Moment™️
If you fell into a black hole (pls don’t), you’d get stretched into spaghetti as your body gets pulled apart atom by atom.
But you wouldn’t feel it.
Because time itself would slow down so much, you'd watch the universe speed up while you paused like a sad buffering GIF.
Fun!
Black holes are:
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The friend who always eats your leftovers without asking
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That one coworker who deletes everything from the group project and leaves no notes
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The universe’s “do not disturb” icon, except it eats suns
๐ญ Final Thought
Black holes are the ultimate cosmic flex:
No face. No sound. Just pure gravitational energy devouring existence.
They don’t want to be seen.
They don’t ask for attention.
They just exist loudly… by existing silently.
So if you ever feel like doing the most without explaining yourself —
Just remember:
Black holes been doing that since the beginning of time.
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