💙 If Planets Had Love Languages, What Would Earth’s Be?
imagine the solar system as a chaotic friend group.
All the planets are basically zodiac signs with commitment issues.
And Earth?
Earth is that one soft-hearted friend who tries to take care of everyone
but also cries in the shower at 1 AM.
So if planets had love languages… what’s Earth’s?
🌱 Acts of Service
Earth is the mom friend.
The one who packs snacks, remembers birthdays, and stays hydrated.
How does she show love?
By literally keeping us alive.
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“Oh you need oxygen? Say less.”
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“Water? I gotchu.”
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“Food? Babe I INVENTED agriculture.”
Earth is basically that friend who does everything for you
and then you leave one plastic wrapper on the ground
and she’s like:
“🙂 I’m fine. 🙂 Totally not hurt. 🙂”
She is not fine.
🌦️ Mood Swings as Communication
Earth doesn’t speak, she vibes.
Sometimes the vibe is sunny, cute, aesthetic.
Sometimes it’s monsoon season and she’s like:
“I warned you about global warming but you didn’t listen so… vibes OFF.”
Honestly?
Earth just wants us to spend time with her
without turning her into a trash can .
Quality time = watching sunsets, walking barefoot on grass, touching a plant and going
“omg why is this emotionally healing??”
🌍 She’s the queen of gifting.
Earth is the friend who gives the best birthday gifts
WITHOUT asking what you want.
Her gifts include:
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mountains
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oceans
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mango season 🤌🏽
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clouds that look like dragons
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that smell after rain that feels like therapy
Meanwhile we give her… pollution and headaches.
We need to talk about this imbalance.
✨ Words of Affirmation
Every time you look at the sky and say
“Wow this is so beautiful,”
Earth literally blushes a little.
She absorbs that compliment like sunlight:
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“Omg they noticed my clouds 😭”
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“Yesss the sunset was extra dramatic today, thank u for appreciating.”
Lowkey?
Earth is that friend who pretends she’s chill
but actually needs validation or she’ll crumble.
Same, girl. Same.
🤝 Physical Touch (But Respectfully)
Earth loves:
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bare feet on soil
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fingers through river water
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hugging trees (don’t judge, it works)
But she hates:
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digging out her insides
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drilling into her brain
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“oops sorry we cut down another forest”
Consent,
Ask the planet before you emotionally damage her.
🌈 So… What’s Earth’s Main Love Language?
Honestly?
All of them.
Earth loves big, messy, unconditional, mother-level love.
But her number one?
💚 Acts of Service.
Because nothing says “I love you too” like
recycling, reducing plastic, and not setting her on fire.
Earth is just out here doing the most,
keeping 8 billion of us alive,
while we forget her birthday {EARTH DAY-22 APRIL}
The bar is on the ground. Let’s raise it.

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