💙 If Planets Had Love Languages, What Would Earth’s Be?

 imagine the solar system as a chaotic friend group.

All the planets are basically zodiac signs with commitment issues.
And Earth?
Earth is that one soft-hearted friend who tries to take care of everyone
but also cries in the shower at 1 AM.

So if planets had love languages… what’s Earth’s?

 


🌱  Acts of Service

Earth is the mom friend.
The one who packs snacks, remembers birthdays, and stays hydrated.

How does she show love?
By literally keeping us alive.

  • “Oh you need oxygen? Say less.”

  • “Water? I gotchu.”

  • “Food? Babe I INVENTED agriculture.”

Earth is basically that friend who does everything for you
and then you leave one plastic wrapper on the ground
and she’s like:
“🙂 I’m fine. 🙂 Totally not hurt. 🙂”

She is not fine.


🌦️ Mood Swings as Communication 

Earth doesn’t speak, she vibes.

Sometimes the vibe is sunny, cute, aesthetic.
Sometimes it’s monsoon season and she’s like:
“I warned you about global warming but you didn’t listen so… vibes OFF.”

Honestly?
Earth just wants us to spend time with her
without turning her into a trash can .

Quality time = watching sunsets, walking barefoot on grass, touching a plant and going
“omg why is this emotionally healing??”


🌍 She’s the queen of gifting.

Earth is the friend who gives the best birthday gifts
WITHOUT asking what you want.

Her gifts include:

  • mountains

  • oceans

  • mango season 🤌🏽

  • clouds that look like dragons

  • that smell after rain that feels like therapy

Meanwhile we give her… pollution and headaches.

We need to talk about this imbalance.


Words of Affirmation 

Every time you look at the sky and say
“Wow this is so beautiful,”
Earth literally blushes a little.

She absorbs that compliment like sunlight:

  • “Omg they noticed my clouds 😭”

  • “Yesss the sunset was extra dramatic today, thank u for appreciating.”

Lowkey?
Earth is that friend who pretends she’s chill
but actually needs validation or she’ll crumble.

Same, girl. Same.


🤝  Physical Touch (But Respectfully)

Earth loves:

  • bare feet on soil

  • fingers through river water

  • hugging trees (don’t judge, it works)

But she hates:

  • digging out her insides

  • drilling into her brain

  • “oops sorry we cut down another forest”

Consent, 
Ask the planet before you emotionally damage her.


🌈 So… What’s Earth’s Main Love Language?

Honestly?
All of them.
Earth loves big, messy, unconditional, mother-level love.

But her number one?

💚 Acts of Service.

Because nothing says “I love you too” like
recycling, reducing plastic, and not setting her on fire.

Earth is just out here doing the most,
keeping 8 billion of us alive,
while we forget her birthday {EARTH DAY-22 APRIL}

The bar is on the ground. Let’s raise it.



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